In the 1970s, there was an Enjoli perfume commercial showing a woman, clutching a fist full of money, who proclaimed she could bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan.

At forty, her complexion remains pinky-white without a trace of wrinkles. Yet a very close look would reveal some tracks around her neck, though these are usually covered adroitly by elegant necklaces.

LEOMINSTER - A student was arraigned yesterday in Leominster District Court on charges she stole a credit card from her teacher and made purchases with it.

I have warned people not to believe what gets e-mailed out to them. I have told people not to forward anything that asks them to forward it. I have mentioned several times that the Minister of the Interior of Nigeria is not sending you $25,000,000.

Columbia: Elmwood Avenue, 1000 block: Police were called to a gas station at 9:30 a.m. Friday after a cashier saw a man steal a cigarette lighter. The man is a regular customer in the store and always manages to steal something, the cashier said. She s